Answer: The children!
I mean, think of the children!
Seriously, the children are our future!
Children! Children! All hail the children!
Yeah, it's all about the fucking children.
Ha ha I'm kidding. I love you, children.
...You smug assholes.
My pain is freaking hilarious
Does it count as schadenfreude if it's aimed at yourself?
- Question: Guess who survived parent-teacher conference night?