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My pain is freaking hilarious

Does it count as schadenfreude if it's aimed at yourself?

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[info]notmyfaultdance
If this live journal were a celebrity magazine, and I were the editor of said magazine, as well as a paparazzo for said magazine, and a celebrity with whom said magazine was obsessed, I as the editor would fire myself as the "journalist" for not providing any details on me as the celebrity.

So here are some half-assed details. Sketchy in form but not content, minimalist grammar.

No longer live in Manhattan, live in Queens. Ditto for borough in which I am employed. Am a nanny.

Ehh, accidentally growing a dred. It will hopefully work itself out. If not, there are always scissors.

A dred would probably look better on you than a beard, which is what I first read it as.

Same here...such an odd random coincidence, don't you think?

No. It's definitely sinister.

Would it make it any better if I told you that I once had accidental dreadlocks? Well, more like one of them, in which more or less all the hair on my head participated.

Don't pull a Jocasta, please.

No self-strangulation or incest, done.

you're like a mom to me

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